Thursday, February 10, 2005
"Jeff Gannon" Gets His Own Limerick
No doubt you've all been following the James D. Guckert a.k.a. "Jeff Gannon" scandal. I, for one, am very pleased that Sen. Lautenberg has sent a letter demanding that Scott McClellan turn over all documents relating to James/Jeff's White House press credentials.
Here's my limerick in honor of whatshisname:
UPDATE: "Jeff Gannon's" resignation has created a serious White House press void. So I figure it's my civic duty to fill that void by applying for White House press credentials.
Here's my limerick in honor of whatshisname:
Dub's White House gave Jeff press credentials,
Though he lacks all the media essentials.
He's not Gannon, nor Jeff.
He's a pol-hack. Not press.
This sure looks like a scam Presidential.
UPDATE: "Jeff Gannon's" resignation has created a serious White House press void. So I figure it's my civic duty to fill that void by applying for White House press credentials.
# posted by Mad Kane @ 6:07 PM 
